About Jessica and Jeremy
Not really us.
We are newlyweds living in Delaware with a shy orange cat named Cooper and the world’s naughtiest dog, a poodle mix named Winston. We are renovating our 55 year old ranch/bungalow (we call it a “ranchalow”). It’s an arduous process, but we’re happy to announce that over the course of the year we’ve managed to turn it from a complete dump into a semi-dump that would more than likely pass our town’s inhabitation requirements. Hooray for progress!
When we’re not being suckered in to buying overpriced items that promise to make our life better or putting sweat equity into our shanty, we can be found cheering on the Philadelphia Phillies and the Wilmington Blue Rocks, supporting the local music scene, making our way through our extensive Netflix queue, taking games of Scrabble and Yahtzee way too seriously, and reading pretty much everything we can get our hands on.
In the real world, we both work in the financial industry, but we never let our day jobs get in the way of pursuing our dream jobs. Jeremy is half of the musical comedy duo Stucco Lobster Breadbox, and Jessica is a writer and story teller for Delaware Ghost Tours, a local business that gives tours of Delaware’s historic “haunted” gems. We’re working hard on launching a freelance writing business, which should be active by the end of the year. We’re currently accepting writing projects of any at cut-rate prices in order to build our portfolio. Drop us an email at wetookthebait@gmail.com for details.
But, enough about us! Let’s get our review on!
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There are 12 Comments to "About Jessica and Jeremy"
This sucks. I’mm tooo drunk to actually comment on your site. But I got here after drinking a lot…so maybe some drunk will heed your advice and not buy something from that dead guy!
Best Wishes
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Moderation? I haven’t done that since I got married!
Loved the site. Very informative! Can’t wait for the next review.
I really wanna see you review the Slap Chop. I think that guy is SO funny…but I actually wanna see if that thing works. BTW the writing on here was great, witty,dry and sarcastic while being informative. I’m sold
Don’t worry Alison, the Slap Chop is coming. Jeremy is so excited to use it (along with it’s bonus companion, The Graty) that he sometimes mumbles “You’re gonna love my nuts!” in his sleep.
Your blog is awesome. It actually, LITERALLY made me laugh out loud. I think I’m in love with you two. You had me at ‘urethra.’
Lindsey – Thanks so much! It takes a special kind of someone to appreciate my husband’s anatomical humor. Glad you found us!
Thanks, Mom! See, everyone. You can always count on moms.
Hilarity! Dead useful and fun to boot. You don’t know how many times I’ve been sitting on the couch at midnight, phone in hand, credit card ready to go and at the last minute chicken out before I take the bait. Bookmarked for all the users of this computer to see. That means a whopping two adults, one that reads on purpose.
Do you all have a facebook fan page??
Hi Lorien!
We don’t have a Facebook fan page yet, although we are on Twitter. Glad you enjoyed the site, and we hope we’ll be able to save you from morning-after buyer’s remorse after a midnight infomercial impulse!
Pum-Pum and Crumpus….that’s all I’m sayin.
Great website! the absolute BEST on the worldwide web! Your fans in Europe love your stuff!
Seriously, this is the funniest website ever. Keep up the good work!
An objective review from Ellen, your mother’s cousin.